By the way...

Sienna loves to read and she loves her book of nursery rhymes. I thought I was a good Mom by reading them to her. Instead, perhaps I need to call CPS on myself for doing so.

The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children, she didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth,
Without any bread,
Whipped them all soundly, and sent them to bed.

Goosey, Goosey, Gander

Goosey, goosey, gander,
Whither shall I wander?
Upstairs, and downstairs,
And in my lady's chamber.

There I met an old man
Who wouldn't say his prayers!
I took him by the left leg
And threw him down the stairs.

WHAT?! Mother Goose, you are quite insane.